Bruegger’s Saves the Day

When I say that I had a bad morning that is a bit of an understatement. Last night it was 20 degrees or below and ice was hidden everywhere. HOLY shit apparently cookie dough was just invented and every customer wanted it. BUT…it got worse.

While unloading my truck this morning, I stepped in a puddle that SOAKED my socks, freezing my feet to the bone. Then I forgot my extra Red Bull was in my work truck, so I had to go back and get it so it didn’t freeze. The final kick in the ass, the last straw that sent me into a tirade in front of three co-workers, much to their amusement ... My Damn Bluetooth would not connect!

Why the HELL…in the year of our lord 2020 is it impossible for bluetooth to work consistently!

What goblins live in my car that decide to stop the connection from working just to fuck with me? 

Also, who is the poor bastard that gets drop-kicked in the face by me the next time I see the words “make sure device is in range” pops onto my device, while I’m sitting in the damn car?

These are all very very small problems, especially in 2020, and I understand that, however I want my consistency on record. Big or small, in the best and worst of time, whatever the problem is…I will fucking complain about it. Also, for all these “white people problems”  I have a very “white people solution.” 

I bought a salmon bagel from Bruegger’s with a twice baked hash brown on the side…holy fuck the world has color again! I swear something in those capers just makes me feel like a fat kid with a snickers, and the Pink Whitney probably helped also.